This spam is for my beloved feelslike_2day
!!! I hope this makes you both smile :) *huggles*
Jess: Josh? I need you!
Josh: I need you too.
Jess: Later. But now, I need you to do something for two very good friends of mine.
Josh: What do you need?
Jess: I want you to spread some cheer! You need to come with me okay?
Josh: Okay, I'll get ready, where are we going?
Jess: first we need to pick up Jena, from teh land of almost never-ending snow!
Jess: *rolls eyes* It's not snowing now, you snurd!
Josh: Did you just call me a...snurd? *snort*
Jess: shut up, let's go!
*They drive for three hours to go pick up Jena*
Jess: *knocks on the door* Jena!!!! Get your butt down here!!
Jena: *opens door* JEss!!!!!!!! *tacklehugs*
Jess: Let's go Jena, we're going on a road trip!
Jena: too cold!
Josh: well, maybe this will help!
Jena: MMMM Tim Hoe's. I'm all better. Thanks Josh!! Okay, let's go!
*They all climb into the car, Jena in shotgun, Jess smooshed in the back*
Jena: By the way...Where are we roadtripping?
Josh: It's a surprise. If I told you, I'd have to kiss you.
Jena: Kiss me? Hee hee
Josh: I mean...oh nevermind. You two make my brain funny.
Jena and Jess: *evil laughs* we're good at that!!
Jess: SO Jena, we'll stop for coffee every hour, and before you know it, we'll be where we're going!
Josh: Every HOUR?!
Jess: Yes, every hour!
Jena: THanks Josh! *bats her eyelashes*
Josh: Anything for you ladies.
*After Zillions of hours in the car of SEX Josh pulls into a driveway.*
Josh: WE're here!!
Kimmy: *runs out of her house* Jena!!!!!!! Jess!!!!!!! *The three have a big hug* Oh hey Josh
Josh: Hey Kimmy!
Kimmy: *spanks Josh* THanks Josh!
Josh: Anytime! So what would you ladies like to-hey! *looks around no girls to be found, so he walks into the house* What are you doing?
Kimmy: Shhh! We're watching Chess!
Josh: But I'm HERE! I can sing the songs for you now!!
Jena: later, shush!
Josh: *grumbles* fine...I guess I'm just chopped liver. *More grumbling*
Jess: Sorry Josh. I'll have them with you soon!
Josh: You better, this was all your idea you know!!
*The girls sit enjoying Chess eatign Josh nuggets when suddenly Josh grabs Jena and drags her away*
Kimmy: That was weird. *They turn back to Chess*
***Meanwhile in another room***
Josh: Ha, I've got you now!
Jena: wha- OH!! Okay! *shuts the door against peeking*
*hours later Jena wanders out of the room and falls on Kimmy's couch*
Jena: I forget where I am.
Kimmy: *smirk* he must've REALLY tired you out.
Jena: Yes...I'm sleeping on your couch Kimmy...
Kimmy: sure! *goes to find Josh*
Josh: well hello Kimmy
Kimmy: *grins wickedly and shuts the door*
Josh: come join me
Kimmy: *giggles* not when you make THAT face!
Josh: This better?
Kimmy: hell yes!
*Another several hours later Kimmy and Josh wander out and find Jess and Jena sleeping on Kimmy's living room furniture.*
Josh: Wake up!!!!!
Jess and Jena: WE're up, we're up!!
Josh: Good. So since I figure we're in teh land of the cowboy for a few more minutes, I thought do my cowboy impression for y'all.
Kimmy: as long as you never say y'all again.
Jess: That is SO hot.
Josh: I know
Josh: Now I need to know how to ride a horse
Jess: I'll teach you later! Now sing for us Josh, before Jena and I have to go back to Canada.
Josh: *sings his entire repertoire for them, and summons his piano of sex*
*The three girls drool the entire time*
Josh: I'm exhausted now.
Jess: I get to drive the porsche home!!! Bye Kimmy! We'll miss you!!
Jena: I miss you already Kimmy!!
Kimmy: I miss you guys too!! *more hugging ensues and Josh hugs them all*
*Josh, Jena and Jess climb into the porsche and Jess drives way too fast all the way home*
I hope you enjoyed your time with Josh Kimmy and Jena!!! Love you both! *huggles*