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9th-Aug-2008 01:12 pm
Scully/Mulder lick
To jgkimmy who survived the week. 

Kimmy is dealing with the evil midget minions

when *v-WORP* in a rush of wind and the smell of sexiness, the TARDIS appears

Josh: I has come to take you away from these evil minions.

Kimmy: but its my job. they'll burn teh place down if i is not here!

Josh: pfft. i'm a fucking Timelord, bb. I can stop time. 

Kimmy: OH. in that case--lets get teh hell outa here!

*they get in TARDIS and zommafoo away*

Josh: first we vill go to Troll planet...

kimmy: its just really high grass. 

Josh: you'll need this. 

kimmy: to give teh troll energy?

Josh: yea. they're kinda low on coffee here so this'll keep em from eatting your face.

Trolls: Hey dough foul humans. We are the Troll-ions. Welcome to Planet Troll.

Kimmy: Are they...nudists?

Trolls: The Niel One is making each of us clothes. Until then we enjoy the naturalness.

Josh: Trolls, we is hungry. what will voo feed us?

Troll: Our main food source is sprinkles. there be a wall of sprinkles on the farthest side of the universe.

Kimmy: you little things travel that far for food?

Troll: No. Our Lord and Master buys them at Wal-Mart. The Bob-One.

Troll: He is the only one who can fight the Hillary-One

Kimmy: But Obama is good at that too.

Josh: yea, but 'member he has to fight Zombie McCain

Josh: Okay. bye. Trolls. we are going to go to the Wall of Sprinkles and has some sugar.

Trolls: So long foul humans.

Kimmy: How do we get to the End of the Universe. Do you have a map or something?

Josh: All we have to do is find this place. The restaurant at the end of the universe. Teh end of the universe is on the other side.

Kimmy: but how do we find it?

Viggo: My manly nipples have stellar radar. 

Josh: Oh. do they glow in the dark?

Viggo: No. but they're manly.

Sweeney: And I can pop those sprinkles at the end of the universe into pies.

Firth: & i can be the fucking rainbow!!!

Kimmy: Vereh well. you may all come with us to the end of the universe.

Josh: But first we must find the Restaurant at hte end of the universe. and i don't think manly nipples will work.

Obama Man: sorry. cannot help. busy daring McCain to look at me.

Josh: who will take us to the end of teh Universe?

Michelan Man: i bwill saves voooo!

Kimmy: we don't need saving, really, just need directions.

Miss Magic Potato of Wizeness: Google it.

Josh *reading*: Google says the Map to the Wall of Sprinkles beyond the Restaurant at the end of the universe, can be found..in David Tennant's hair.


Random fangirl:  i vill look for it!

Angelique: Josh, you made that up didn;t you?
Josh: Yes. Yes I did.
Angelique: Give em the map.

 Josh: it just says look for sprinkley looking stars in the sky.

They finally get to the end of the universe and eat magic sprinkles at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Kimmy: this has been FUN.

Josh: yes and do you fancy a tiem shag?

Kimmy: YES.

They go to TARDIS. Pervy stowaway Troll watches.

9th-Aug-2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
HURRAY! LMFAO. fawesome picspam.

congrats on survival kimmeh!
10th-Aug-2008 12:40 am (UTC)
Tankies bb.
9th-Aug-2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
LULZ. HAHA that pic of Obama daring Mccain to stare at him wins!
10th-Aug-2008 12:41 am (UTC)
YES. a peekture speaks a 1000 words. lmao
9th-Aug-2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
Hooray for Kimmy surviving the Evil Midget Minions! ^_^

OMG - this picspam is making me laugh so hard! Especially Obama vs. Zombie McCain and Viggo's Manly Nipples (TM). I needed to laugh after the week I've had.
10th-Aug-2008 12:42 am (UTC)
YAY glad you got some lols out of this, sorry your week was blah.
10th-Aug-2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
Well, email was down for two days at work, had to request documents for almost forty files for a vessel that's coming in today (Sunday 8/10) that we hadn't received yet, had to sort said pile of docs, get them in their files, and pray none of them had problems so we could get them all audited. Some of them had problems. Thus we're waiting on new docs for some of them and can't get them audited.

I also have a co-worker who's an idiot, and I think I'm getting a cold. Blech. I've not had a good week.
9th-Aug-2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
OMFG. I just laughed oh so hard. I needed that.
You rock.

& want to know somehting weird... NPH was in my dream last night making me drink lemon martinis....
10th-Aug-2008 12:43 am (UTC)
Glad you lieketh my shimmy kimmy coca puff.

*huggle wiggles*

& NPH is everywhere. cropped up on Mad TV the other night and gave me late night LOLs.
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