Kimmy is dealing with the evil midget minions
when *v-WORP* in a rush of wind and the smell of sexiness, the TARDIS appears
Josh: I has come to take you away from these evil minions.
Kimmy: but its my job. they'll burn teh place down if i is not here!
Josh: pfft. i'm a fucking Timelord, bb. I can stop time.
Kimmy: OH. in that case--lets get teh hell outa here!
*they get in TARDIS and zommafoo away*
Josh: first we vill go to Troll planet...
kimmy: its just really high grass.
Josh: you'll need this.
kimmy: to give teh troll energy?
Josh: yea. they're kinda low on coffee here so this'll keep em from eatting your face.
Trolls: Hey dough foul humans. We are the Troll-ions. Welcome to Planet Troll.
Kimmy: Are they...nudists?
Trolls: The Niel One is making each of us clothes. Until then we enjoy the naturalness.
Josh: Trolls, we is hungry. what will voo feed us?
Troll: Our main food source is sprinkles. there be a wall of sprinkles on the farthest side of the universe.
Kimmy: you little things travel that far for food?
Troll: No. Our Lord and Master buys them at Wal-Mart. The Bob-One.
Troll: He is the only one who can fight the Hillary-One
Kimmy: But Obama is good at that too.
Josh: yea, but 'member he has to fight Zombie McCain
Josh: Okay. bye. Trolls. we are going to go to the Wall of Sprinkles and has some sugar.
Trolls: So long foul humans.
Kimmy: How do we get to the End of the Universe. Do you have a map or something?
Josh: All we have to do is find this place. The restaurant at the end of the universe. Teh end of the universe is on the other side.
Kimmy: but how do we find it?
Viggo: My manly nipples have stellar radar.
Josh: Oh. do they glow in the dark?
Viggo: No. but they're manly.
Sweeney: And I can pop those sprinkles at the end of the universe into pies.
Firth: & i can be the fucking rainbow!!!
Kimmy: Vereh well. you may all come with us to the end of the universe.
Josh: But first we must find the Restaurant at hte end of the universe. and i don't think manly nipples will work.
Obama Man: sorry. cannot help. busy daring McCain to look at me.
Josh: who will take us to the end of teh Universe?
Michelan Man: i bwill saves voooo!
Kimmy: we don't need saving, really, just need directions.
Miss Magic Potato of Wizeness: Google it.
Josh *reading*: Google says the Map to the Wall of Sprinkles beyond the Restaurant at the end of the universe, can be found..in David Tennant's hair.
Random fangirl: i vill look for it!
Angelique: Josh, you made that up didn;t you?
Josh: Yes. Yes I did.
Angelique: Give em the map.
Josh: it just says look for sprinkley looking stars in the sky.
They finally get to the end of the universe and eat magic sprinkles at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Kimmy: this has been FUN.
Josh: yes and do you fancy a tiem shag?
They go to TARDIS. Pervy stowaway Troll watches.